Costume Humorist Prints

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Circus trousers

"Adopting an Elvis wig and dusting off your old demob suit, isn't going to help dad!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Football Chameleon

'Yes, all at once!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Ed's receding hairline!

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

Bald Man Overcomb

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The Scottish Lawn

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"When did this game get started?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.