Fashion Humorist Gifts

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'

'I'm mainly interested in something that won't show up on teaching evaluations.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'If you're not eligible by age, you certainly are, based on how high you wear your pants.'

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail

'Dude, lame hashtag.'

'I have to go to the bathroom.'

'You know, I always figured you for boxers, not briefs!'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Have I ever considered electrolysis? What's electrolysis?'

First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'

'HAHAHAHAHA! The 'V-Neck', like that fashion trend is ever going to catch on!'

"Well, yes it fits. But since I've seen her without her make up and glad rags, I'm not sure I still fancy her."

"Does my bum look big in these?"

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"You're right—they are more comfortable than briefs!"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

"My only complaint is I don't look good in hats."

"What?"

"Yeah well you're not wearing any pants either."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

The Middle Part is Nigh

Goth Moths

"You like? Another on line item."

"How come you never wear those thong panties I got you for your birthday?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Sphinx Spanx