Fashion-forward Humorists Gifts

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"1-1"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Three-way mirror

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

A Moosetache.

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'