Fashion Comedian Gifts

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"1-1"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Have you any W fronts?'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

I'm sure it's fake.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Builders fashion range

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Where Pleather Comes From

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Unsuitable clothing.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Hoody Woodpecker.

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.