Fashion Comedian Pillows

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"1-1"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Flight Socks.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Unsuitable clothing.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'