Humorist In Fashion Pillows

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

May's guide to looking cheap on a budget.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

The Dandy

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

A Moosetache.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

Home for the Holidays

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."