Humor In Fashion Pillows

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Big Guy Shirt Shop.

V-Neck painter.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

I e-bay t-shirt.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

A Moosetache.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

'Have I ever considered electrolysis? What's electrolysis?'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"