Sartorial Humorists Pillows

"Here, this might fit."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"1-1"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Phone Mittens

Three-way mirror

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Circus trousers

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."