Sartorial Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"1-1"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man in a Tuxedo

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Phone Mittens

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Where Pleather Comes From

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Beard, socks and sandals.

A Moosetache.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."