Sartorial Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"1-1"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

The Dandy

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Phone Mittens

Man in a Tuxedo

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

A Moosetache.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."