Fashion Humor Lover Pillows

A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.

No size 18 woman no cry

"Laugh all you want, but my Bunny-Slippers keep my feet nice and warm..."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

As Seen Watching TV

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Suits 50% Off

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

The next big thing

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'