Fashion Humor Lover Pillows

A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.

No size 18 woman no cry

"Laugh all you want, but my Bunny-Slippers keep my feet nice and warm..."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

I'm sure it's fake.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

As Seen Watching TV

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Suits 50% Off

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Easter Bonnet

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Hospital gown pageant.

Where Pleather Comes From

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

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