Fashion Joke Lover Pillows

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Seduction

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Emergency Hipster Beard

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

I'm sure it's fake.

The Dandy

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

As Seen Watching TV

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Builders fashion range

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Where Pleather Comes From

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."