Fashion Parody Lover Pillows

'They've been on too many English raids !'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'Even More Disciples'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Have you any W fronts?'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

How to deliver a baby grand.

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.