Fashion Jokesters Pillows

Phwor! Fishnets!

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.