Fashion Jokers Pillows

"I've got a ticket here somewhere.." The Disadvantages Of Combat Pants."

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Emergency Hipster Beard

"1-1"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

The Dandy

'Have you any W fronts?'

I'm sure it's fake.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Giggle.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Builders fashion range

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

Where Pleather Comes From

'I love wearing my little black number.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'