Fashion Joker Pillows

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

"I had it cut so I can style it professionally at work and still look stupid at night."

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.

Clancy: Headwear

'Go with the fig leaf - the fig leaf looked fine.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"1-1"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"How's it look back there?"

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Builders fashion range

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

The Cartoonists

Where Pleather Comes From

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'I love wearing my little black number.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'