Fashion Jester Pillows

Bald Eagle with a Wig

"Now do you believe me when I tell you that I have nothing to wear?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Books / Coffee table books

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'He's all eyes!'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Business or pleasure?'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Poet's Corner

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

Suits you Sir!

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

Store sells too short t-shirts.

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

The Moth Menace.

Boss to employee in clown makeup and wig: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expense claim for entertainment.'

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

'Ah, Gibbon. Are you learning anything?'

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

'Good grief-it's Doris'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."