Style Jester Pillows

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Stepping on clown's shoe...

All-Candy Seder.

Books / Coffee table books

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

Poet's Corner

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Work's been really hard."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'