Artistic Jester Pillows

Paint running down a decorator's leg.

A Cartoonist's Pen

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

All-Candy Seder.

Books / Coffee table books

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

Never poke fun.