Classical Art Jester Pillows

Da Vinci's Vitruvian Hamster.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

All-Candy Seder.

Books / Coffee table books

Pandora's Change Purse...

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

He Did It!

Poet's Corner

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

Trump the Jester

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

Boss to employee in clown makeup and wig: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expense claim for entertainment.'

Reigning cats and dogs.

Devil Puppeteer

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

Early Photobomb

"I downloaded this trading-app that allows me to work from home."

…You're looking for the Harry who books?… Liz is officially out of the race for "librarian of the year"…

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

'Ah, Gibbon. Are you learning anything?'

'Please... take... a... moment... to... complete... our... brief... survey... to... help... improve... customer... satisfaction... '

"This new job of mine is like paradise."

Sat Nativ.

"You've been unfriended."

"We ran out of bread, so its croutons for communion."

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error