Artful Jester Pillows

"So if you don't use oils or acrylics, what do you use?" (Artist using striped toothpaste).

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

Pandora's Change Purse...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Never poke fun.

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'