Paintbrush Jester Pillows

'There ain't no intellectual messages in my work... I'm just too short to fill the whole bloody canvas!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

The Battle of the Pictures.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Painter's muse

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Is something funny, soldier?"

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

"Work's been really hard."

'I didn't get a grant.'

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"

'Yorich's last jest.'

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'