Paintbrush Jester Pillows

'There ain't no intellectual messages in my work... I'm just too short to fill the whole bloody canvas!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Vincent Van Goth.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

The Battle of the Pictures.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Painter's muse

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"Work's been really hard."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I didn't get a grant.'

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"

'Yorich's last jest.'

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."

"I hate alternative jesters !"