Playful Jester Pillows

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'You're a son-of-a bitch, Warren, but in a nice way.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'