Playful Jester T-Shirts

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'You're a son-of-a bitch, Warren, but in a nice way.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'