Fun-loving Jester T-Shirts

'If you're going to send messages on the office intranet make sure you know who's going to get them.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Gooseberry Fool...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Any questions?'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."