Fun-loving Jester Gifts

'If you're going to send messages on the office intranet make sure you know who's going to get them.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Gooseberry Fool...

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

King and Jester

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Any questions?'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'