Jester Antics Gifts

"The monarch appreciates your wit, but thinks your timing sucks."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Gooseberry Fool...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Tennis ball girl.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Why did I marry that clown?

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'