Jester Humorist Gifts

"He's become unsufferable since he got the Mac Arthur fellowship."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'Any questions?'

King Pin

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

No, sir, that entr

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.