Joke-loving Jester Gifts

'He does.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

King Pin

Men dancing

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

No, sir, that entr

Acme Flyswatters.

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

At The Clown Bank.

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

Poet's Corner

'Is he taking the piss?'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Another wedding

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."