Jester Of Jokes Gifts

King Pin

No, sir, that entr

The Perils of Party Planning

Comedy course highlights fake nose

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Fleas Navidad.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Merry Christmas"

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

Men dancing

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"Maybe this year..."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"You idiots … we lost!"

Elf of the Month

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'