Jesting Jokester Gifts

At the international middle-weight dissing championships.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Cleaning the Horse

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

At The Clown Bank.

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Is he taking the piss?'

Gang of Musicians

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Ace Novelties

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'Finally, some help around the house!'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

'It's no good telling me to eat my grees, Mum. You know I'm colour blind.'

Cancel Culture and Stand-Up Comedy

That remark you made to the waiter about the fly in your soup was hilarious! Thanks, but actually, the fly wrote that joke.

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

Roger's computer crashes.

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'