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At the international middle-weight dissing championships.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Cleaning the Horse

At The Clown Bank.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

Gang of Musicians

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

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'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

'Finally, some help around the house!'

'It's no good telling me to eat my grees, Mum. You know I'm colour blind.'

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

Roger's computer crashes.

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

"I thought we said no presents!"