Real-life Jester Gifts

Woman throws a book titled 'How To Get Along With Others' at a passer-by.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

At The Clown Bank.

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'