Real-life Jester Gifts

Woman throws a book titled 'How To Get Along With Others' at a passer-by.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

At The Clown Bank.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Never poke fun.

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'