Jester Gifts

'I got downsized after the king subscribed to that online joke service.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Your jokes are doing absolutley nothing for my endorphins!'

Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.

'I'm nobody's fool!'

'Angry mob, not flash mob, Your Highness,'

'Hold it! Just one more... stop me of you've heard this one...'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Congratulations, Dear, you made a perfect fool of yourself.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'When you say I made the cut, is that a good thing or a bad thing?'

"I hate alternative jesters !"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Yorich's last jest.'

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

"Papa!"

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Nobody's Fool...Please Help!

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Work's been really hard."

"Maybe I should have said 'just kidding' after that last joke."

"So it's really funny right? You're not just trying to make me feel good?"

"It was a joke!"

"It was a joke!"

"Between you and me, I thought the whoopie cushion on the throne gag was hilarious."

Never poke fun.

"Is this your wife?"

"I punched way, way too far up."

"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"

"We're following Carrot Top."