Joke-loving Jester Pillows

'He does.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

King Pin

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

Men dancing

Acme Flyswatters.

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

Comedy course highlights fake nose

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

At The Clown Bank.

Poet's Corner

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Another wedding

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

He who laughs, lasts.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."