Lighthearted Jester Gifts

'Don't you dare.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Gooseberry Fool...

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'