Peaceful Jester Gifts

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Gooseberry Fool...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Any questions?'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.