Faithful Jester Gifts

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'You say you are born again? Then I'm going to make that two life sentences.'

Sister Maria realised she was in the wrong and promised never to wear the Pope slippers again!

'They believe that, after death, the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.'

"The long prayer peek."

"I'm praying like Mummy and Daddy. Holy Jesus, my God, Give it to me, I'm in heaven. Don't stop..."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Gooseberry Fool...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Excommunicate Me.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Noah's Nark.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'It's the simple things.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."