Faithful Jester Pillows

Can Jesus come out and pray?

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'You say you are born again? Then I'm going to make that two life sentences.'

Sister Maria realised she was in the wrong and promised never to wear the Pope slippers again!

'They believe that, after death, the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.'

"The long prayer peek."

"I'm praying like Mummy and Daddy. Holy Jesus, my God, Give it to me, I'm in heaven. Don't stop..."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Gooseberry Fool...

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Excommunicate Me.

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Noah's Nark.

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Jesus falling over a wave.

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"