Belief Jester Pillows

'He's brilliant he can cure any faith, Moonie,Scientology, friend of western Buddhism.'

Dog walking Human.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

I am one with stupid.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Noah's Nark.

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"The long prayer peek."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Mr. Science Times

Cyber crime.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Neurotic stupidity: 'If you start granting amnesty to people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following their conscience.'

Computer clown.

"No, no, I'm just here for the relationship."

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"My first concern is the well-being of my crew."

'...But in case God misses something...'