Denominational Jester Pillows

"So Jesus, do you prefer Methodist or Lutheran?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

Books / Coffee table books

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Noah's Nark.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

Never poke fun.

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."