Church Jester Pillows

"Being the rookie on the offering team. Bill was assigned to count the coins."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'How about a game of cards?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

"I say we move on to dessert."

Basketball.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.