Community Jester Pillows

'Edith, guess what!!!...Our new neighbour is a doctor!!'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Your French dip, sir.'

All-Candy Seder.

Bad Interview Technique

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

The Rural Bidet...

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Trump the Jester

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Cyber crime.

Cow Printer

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

Computer clown.

Farce Book

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

I'd like to check my e-mail...

Common tactical errors made by novice computer chess players: putting the pieces directly in the disk drive.

Computer cables as fire ladder.

Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'

"Mom, I'm losing my edge with remote learning. I've forgotten how to harass a substitute teacher!"

Man on stilts on cell phone.

"Village church. Monday: Apocalypse. No bingo."