Community Jokester Pillows

'And could you make that sugar to go?'

"The civic league agreed to honor him as a pillar of the community, with the stipulation that he's not a load-bearing one."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Pirated mirrors.

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

Cowvid-19

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

Charlie Shared a Post

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"Something happened when he started trolling the internet. He became homicidally dogmatic."