Community Joker Pillows

'Volunteer?! I thought you said come over and bring the beer!'

'I figure if the neighbours kids are going to play on it, the neighbours kids can help pay for it.'

"Village church. Monday: Apocalypse. No bingo."

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Community Board: Free Paper Ripping Lessons

"Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid."

"Just because we share a small group does not obligate me to loan you $20."

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

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"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

'Mom says she has a souffl

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

"I'm an only child...unless you count my dad."

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

Prisoner still life painting.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'He looks exactly like his father!'

"He takes after your mother"

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'