Internet Joker Pillows

'Liar chatting on the internet'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Godfather vs. Cancel Culture

"Can I delete my browsing history?"

'I think he's getting serious. he asked me to give up my web page and migrate it to his.'

"No, I haven't been working out. Instead of getting my fat body in shape, I just went online and downloaded a new body off the Internet."

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Fittd shēt

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Follow me on Twitter...

Prisoner still life painting.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Vacation Mobile

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

"Are you sure this is how you get Twitter verified?"

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