Digital Joker Pillows

'Clean up your room and stop telling your brother he's an app you downloaded to do the job.'

'Okay, everything is stored in the cloud - but what happens it's a sunny day?'

'Oh, great! ? When I bought the computer, the salesman downloaded himself into it!'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'I only got a C minus, but as soon as I get home, I'm planning on downloading an upgrade.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'When I fainted, the contents of my smartphone flashed before my eyes.'

Out Box - "I think he used to work in computers."

'I forward email jokes - therefore I am.'

Tweet

"I love butt-dialing as a practical joke. It drives him crazy!"

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

Been captured by a giant gorilla, lol....

'Well, I'm going to the bathroom, or as I call it, my 'Myspace' site.'

Vacation Mobile

"Mmm, Spam."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"You mean you haven't seen my status update? I photoshopped a beard on all my pictures."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Fittd shēt

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Hardware and software

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

Internet Cafe.

Follow me on Twitter...

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Prisoner still life painting.

Tell Figgis I'm busy.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'