Digital Jokers Pillows

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

Hardware and software

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Vacation Mobile

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Artist Painting his Television.

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

I'm on Break.