Digital Age Joker Pillows

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Online form - Submit.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Hardware and software

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Vacation Mobile

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

Nanopsychiatry.

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Error: Out of memory.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"