Digital Age Joker Gifts

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Online form - Submit.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Hardware and software

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Twitter that!

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Follow me on Twitter...

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Vacation Mobile

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"All the better to ignore you with."

Nanopsychiatry.

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Turnkey Totalitarianism

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

Error: Out of memory.

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."