Digital Era Jester Gifts

'Brian discovers that 'Slide To Unlock' doesn't work when you've forgotten your locker combination.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Hardware and software

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Bad Interview Technique

Twitter that!

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Nanopsychiatry.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"Customer #262175880—your order of 'Our Dying Communities' has been delivered."

Sorry, you've been replaced by an app.

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"